To those who expect me to write here, I apologize. I am in the situation where any writing that isn't for English class is scrutinized as a waste of precious time. Gladly I made a script for this class, which I will share here!
Anton the (Esteemed) Procrastinator
We see Anton sitting at his desk, staring at an assignment
on his computer screen
This is the story of a young man
named Anton. Anton was extremely
bored and frustrated because he was
told to create a script with less
than 300 words.
It cannot be done! It was hard
enough making a short story with
only five hundred! What kind of
story could be compressed so short?
Well Anton why don't you get
creative? Isn't that what this
class is all about?
Good idea disembodied voice!
5 hours later we see Anton playing video games, obviously
Hey man, weren't you getting
creative, or something?
Yeah totally, I'm getting
By playing call of battlefield.
You do understand that we have used
about a hundred words so far.
That's it, I'm changing the
How is this? does war inspire you
We hear the whistling of a bomb falling, Anton runs towards
the open window, narrowly escaping the bomb.
Well that didn't work, and now we
are down two hundred words.
It's kind of hopeless now, isn't
It wouldn't be if you had started
Actually, you're wrong.
What could you possibly mean? I
haven't seen you touch your
keyboard, or even pick up a pencil.
Did you ever wonder how this story
of us arguing came to be?
(sarcastically)Well, that sure
explains a ton! If anyone was
creating this it would be me.
Allow me to explain this with song,
as I ride through the most amazing
Oh I hate it when you do that!
Scene ends with "word limit reached" flashing on the screen