|The recession is likely the result of losing your binders.|
|Can you spot the binders? If not, your mental ability is questionable.|
Another conclusion I could have drawn was that it was a ghost, but such phenomenon is more logically explained by air currents, which I doubt were responsible either. It is a mystery where the binder has gone. Had it traveled to the United States to get dating advice from Mitt Romney? I hear he has many binders full of women.
|The office supplys ultimate wing-man|